I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u
Someone: "How are you today?”
The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
when i die i want my dead body dumped from a helicopter into disneyland on the busiest day of the year







